So, usually when I go to popular bars where I live, they happen to be dives filled with the kinda people that like to bump into you or have the Guido look. Apparently, people are more retarded when theyre drunk cause theres a little niche dedicated to drunk people. At around midnight or so, people go around with 99 cent flowers you could get at the grocery store and make you buy them at four bucks each either cause your judgment has been compromised or cause if you dont, you will look like you dont give a shit about your girlfriend and shell cock-block you over four bucks when you get home. Read the rest of this entry »